GOOGLY EYES! ARRRRRRGHG.
What a dummy! Angel, you’re not supposed to toliet paper your own house. Also, you’re inside. And we can see you.
Be careful, Angel! Looks like you’ll never have to walk down another dark alley alone. Geez, what a scaredy-vamp.
Oh boy, here he is modeling his latest mall purchase. Angel! Nice dress! Good to know you’ve seen the softer side of Sears. JK. But seriously, nice tits.
Here’s Angel taping his audition for The Real World: Sunnydale. He’s hoping to get cast as the drunken sorority slut. MTV declined him as a cast member, citing an age limitation, but they sure appreciated his fifteen minute strip tease.
Here’s Angel at his monthly book club meeting. He’s usually not very articulate, but he sure had a lot to say about this book: “sexy, hard and potato.” Pretty sure he’s illiterate.
Dammit, Angel! Here he is in his Box of Shame after fanging his way through another pair of guest pillows. Don’t come out until you’ve learned your lesson, mister.
Here’s Angel in another territorial disput over the cat condo. C’mon, tough guy, it’s called a ‘cat condo’ for a reason. And while we’re on the subject, that litter box isn’t for you either. Don’t be lazy.
Here’s Angel enjoying a rainy Sunday afternoon indoors with a coke mound of Lindsay Lohan proportions. Oh, the simple joys in life! JK she’s clean now, right? Right?