What a dummy! Angel, you’re not supposed to toliet paper your own house. Also, you’re inside. And we can see you. 

Be careful, Angel! Looks like you’ll never have to walk down another dark alley alone. Geez, what a scaredy-vamp.

Angel Shaming.

Because breathing is so mainstream.

Oh boy, here he is modeling his latest mall purchase. Angel! Nice dress! Good to know you’ve seen the softer side of Sears. JK. But seriously, nice tits.

Angel was asked to make one copy and this is what happens. One job, Angel, you had one job.

Here’s Angel taping his audition for The Real World: Sunnydale. He’s hoping to get cast as the drunken sorority slut. MTV declined him as a cast member, citing an age limitation, but they sure appreciated his fifteen minute strip tease.

Here’s Angel at his monthly book club meeting. He’s usually not very articulate, but he sure had a lot to say about this book: “sexy, hard and potato.” Pretty sure he’s illiterate.

Dammit, Angel! Here he is in his Box of Shame after fanging his way through another pair of guest pillows. Don’t come out until you’ve learned your lesson, mister. 

After weeks of negotiations, Angel finally got his demand. MOAR TUB TIME WITH SPIKE!!!!!!! 

Here he is in the midst of an intense hostage negotiation. What’s Angel’s one demand? Any guesses?

Here’s Angel in another territorial disput over the cat condo. C’mon, tough guy, it’s called a ‘cat condo’ for a reason. And while we’re on the subject, that litter box isn’t for you either. Don’t be lazy.

Here’s Angel enjoying a rainy Sunday afternoon indoors with a coke mound of Lindsay Lohan proportions. Oh, the simple joys in life! JK she’s clean now, right? Right?

Here he is participating in the booming Occupy Wall Street movement. We’re 99% sure he just thinks it’s urban camping with signs, but he’s just so into it. So proud of our little “activist!”

Angel’s been down in the dumps ever since news of Ashton’s infidelities broke. If Demi and Ashton can’t make it work then who can?! Oh Angel, buck up, get your head outta the oven and go get me some Del Taco. ‘Cause I’m hungry and you don’t pay rent.