After weeks of negotiations, Angel finally got his demand. MOAR TUB TIME WITH SPIKE!!!!!!!
Here he is in the midst of an intense hostage negotiation. What’s Angel’s one demand? Any guesses?
Here’s Angel in another territorial disput over the cat condo. C’mon, tough guy, it’s called a ‘cat condo’ for a reason. And while we’re on the subject, that litter box isn’t for you either. Don’t be lazy.
Here’s Angel enjoying a rainy Sunday afternoon indoors with a coke mound of Lindsay Lohan proportions. Oh, the simple joys in life! JK she’s clean now, right? Right?
Here he is participating in the booming Occupy Wall Street movement. We’re 99% sure he just thinks it’s urban camping with signs, but he’s just so into it. So proud of our little “activist!”
Angel’s been down in the dumps ever since news of Ashton’s infidelities broke. If Demi and Ashton can’t make it work then who can?! Oh Angel, buck up, get your head outta the oven and go get me some Del Taco. ‘Cause I’m hungry and you don’t pay rent.
Angel’s been busy for the past month. He discovered the internet! Well, internet porn anyway. Stop shirking your responsibilities, fat ass, you’ve got more stuff to do! Just kidding, carry on.
Here are the ladies in their ladies dresses. Ruh roh, same outfit?! Quick, somebody call US weekly, let’s find out who wore it best!
Here’s Angel showing off a photo of the child he sponsors. Looks like you’ve got your work cut out for you with that one! You might wanna invest in a few more how-to parenting cassettes.
Here he is taking a tumble into the Grand Canyon! That’s gotta hurt! I swear, Angel can be such a klutz sometimes. We had to hire a mule just to drag his ass outta there. Oy vey.